Ode to Lionel Blair

10 05 2011

Dear Lionel Blair
with your curly hair
and your tapping feet
with your shirt tucked neat
why oh why did you change your name?
it really is a crying shame
I rather liked Lionel Ogus
for Lionel Blair sounds so bogus
And I was so blue
when you left Give Us A Clue
you lit up a room
with Name That Tune
Tho I really must say
I was shocked to hear you’re not gay
in your lionel blairs
which is rhyming slang for flares.
The End.

© Grumpyhatlady
Please do not reproduce without permission.




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