Ode to Prison Food

10 05 2011

Dinner Queue
Food Like Poo
Once a Moo
Now a Stew

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Ode to Tena Lady

10 05 2011

This is dedicated to my mother…

A problem when the bladders weak,
Is thinking that you are unique,
Solutions should be quite discrete
To allow your urine to excrete
Something to allow you underpants bliss
When you really need to take a piss

You see her smile, she flicks her hair
running down the street without a care
What the public do not know
Is she’s taking a piss as she goes

Some may say it’s rather shady
But I say YAY for Tena Lady!

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Ode to Lionel Blair

10 05 2011

Dear Lionel Blair
with your curly hair
and your tapping feet
with your shirt tucked neat
why oh why did you change your name?
it really is a crying shame
I rather liked Lionel Ogus
for Lionel Blair sounds so bogus
And I was so blue
when you left Give Us A Clue
you lit up a room
with Name That Tune
Tho I really must say
I was shocked to hear you’re not gay
in your lionel blairs
which is rhyming slang for flares.
The End.

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